Holliston2012

Oderus Urungus:
That reminds me of a little saying we have on my home planet of Scumdogia. "When life gives you lemons, you make lemon lemon and stuff. And then you get plums, or maybe it's back to the lemons, anyway you take fruit and you shove it up your ass!" What you don't seem to understand is this guy is a celebrity! He is a genetically superior life form! You are an insignificant plop of maggot puke! Therefore I advise you to continue to let him have sex with your girlfriend, hang around at your apartment, and basically steamroll over every aspect of your life. He is famous! You are not! You suck!

Adam:
Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Oderus Urungus:
Who'd you say this guy was anyway?

Adam:
Candyman.

Oderus Urungus:
Candyman is in the house? Ahhhhhh! [Crashes through the bedroom wall back into his closet] Seriously! Get the f*** [BLEEPED] out of the house!