Holliston2012

Oderus Urungus:
Remember the first time you saw STAR WARS? We were still living at your Mom's house at the time and you cam running into my closet saying "Oderus! Oderus! I know what I want to do with the rest of my life now!"

Adam:
Finger Carrie Fisher?

Oderus Urungus:
No! You wanted to make movies. Movies with monsters.

Adam:
Yeah, well, I tried. I tried harder than anybody else that I know. But everybody else that I grew up with? My friends? They've got families, and they have children, and they have savings accounts and 401K's. They have futures! Me? What do I have? I have nothing but debt and misery and every single thing I do I get rejected. I have no money. It's bullshit and I don't want to do it anymore.

Oderus Urungus:
What about Joe? He's just as bad off as you are, though unlike you, he's too stupid to admit it.

Adam:
How is that supposed to make me feel better?

Oderus Urungus:
...I don't know.