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Adam:
Where did Corri run off to? She's been gone for like 22 minutes.

Laura:
She went to the bathroom to give herself a make-over because she felt so out of place here. That... and she might be taking a dump.

Adam:
No. Girls don't do that. Trust me, I dated Corri for like 7 years. That girl does not poo.

Laura:
Right. Us girls are like unicorns. We simply whisper glitter out of our bodies.