Home Improvement

Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »



Al:
[found out there was another gas leak in the house that they didn't know about or repair] Benny! Did your aunt happen to mention that there was also a leak in the stove?

Benny:
Maybe, it's hard to understand her when she's not wearing her teeth.

Al:
You realize that there is the possibility that gas has been leaking in this house for the past half hour. the slightest spark could cause combustion.

Benny:
Hey, take it easy. I disconnected all the electrical appliances like you asked.

Al:
Ahh, well good.

Benny:
Except that lamp over there. But you don't have to worry, it's the kind that only goes on when you clap.

Tim:
[wanting to leave and not knowing the situation] C'mon guys lets go.

[He claps twice and the lamp turns on causing the house to blow up]

Tim:
Let me guess, there was another leak.

Al:
The stove.

Tim:
BENNY!

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