Home Improvement1991

Jill:
[after Jill discovers her car after Tim drops a beam on it] Okay, so let me get this straight: First, you give me a hard time because I get one little, tiny scratch on the door. Then you have someone drop a building on it. Not only do you not tell me about any of this, but you also tell other people it was my fault.

Tim:
It could have been your fault.

Jill:
What?

Tim:
Maybe that scratch weakened the entire structure of this car, mmmm?

Jill:
[angrily] That is such a craige.

Tim:
Look, the important thing is this could've happened to anyone.

Jill:
Yeah, anybody who parked under a crane. And what kind of a crane operator drops a beam on a car? We should just sue this jerk for all he's worth.

Tim:
Oh, we wouldn't want to do that.

Jill:
Why?

Tim:
You married him.

Jill:
Oh, no. You did this? Do you mean we have to pay for this?

Tim:
Don't worry, I'm sure we got some beam stuff in our insurance.

Jill:
Tim, why couldn't you just leave my car alone?