Home Improvement

Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »



Tim:
[after he dropped a beam on Jill's car] Hey, guys, is Mom home?

Brad:
Yeah, she's upstairs studying.

Tim:
Did she see Tool Time?

Randy:
No, I don't think so.

Tim:
Great.

Brad:
[gleefully] But *we* did.

Randy:
Hey, don't worry, Dad; Mom has always wanted a compact car.

Tim:
You didn't tell her, did you?

Brad:
Nope; we thought it would be more fun to watch *you* tell her.

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