Home Improvement1991

Danny:
[Tim is dressed as Nana-stein, a creepy old woman] This is pathetic. You're in a dress, your son is a doll, and your wife is a radish.

Jill:
Hey, I'm a carrot. Learn your vegetables.

Tim:
Hey, lighten up; don't ruin this for everybody else, okay?

Danny:
If you built this, it's all gonna fall apart anyway. I've seen your show. It ought to be called Fool Time.

Tim:
[after pause] You know, making fun of Nana-stein's favorite show is not a good idea, son. Why don't you check out Nana's tool box.

Danny:
Oh ho, a tool box. I'm scared. What's gonna happen? Is a wrench gonna pop out and say, "Boo!"

Tim:
I don't know...

Danny:
[the tool box falls apart to reveal an upside-down bucket] Ooo ho ho, a bucket. I'm really scared.

[lifts the bucket to find Al's bloody fanged head]

Al:
Grrr! Arrr!

[Danny screams in fright and runs]