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Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »


[Robin keeps interrupting the poker game, much to Charlie's annoyance]

Tim:
She's gonna keep interrupting the game if you don't apologize.

Fred:
Hey, never apologize. It's admitting you're wrong. I have never once apologized to any woman.

Tim:
How many times have you been married?

Fred:
Three.

Tim:
Why do you suppose that is?

Fred:
I can't find a woman who understands me.

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