Home Improvement1991

Bill:
Thank you. When do I start the job?

Tim:
Job? We're just playing a game. There is no job.

Bill:
I took a whole day off for nothing? I assumed there was a job.

Tim:
Well, you know what happens when you assume.

[Bill glowers at him]

Tim:
Well, what happens is... Heidi is gonna tell you what you've won.

Heidi:
Uh... You won this key ring with a handy can opener. There you go.

Tim:
There you go.

Bill:
Yeah, that's gonna come in real handy 'cause I'm about to open up a can of whup-ass on the Tool Man!