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The Colonel:
So, did you read my book?

Tim:
Yes, we did.

The Colonel:
What did you think of it?

Tim:
There's a lot of good stuff in there. It's a tad bit wordy. But in a good way.

The Colonel:
A writer is supposed to use words. What did you want, pictures?

Tim:
Could've helped a little. You know what was so odd, you had a book and it didn't have any people in it.

The Colonel:
This is a book about policy and objectives and how to win a war. You don't want to clutter that up with a lot of people.

Tim:
Good point. Writing a book about war, you don't want to talk about people.