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Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »


The Colonel:
[aggravated] All right, you didn't like the book. I'm gonna get the boys. We'll be back at 1300 hours.

Tim:
What time is that?

The Colonel:
It's 1:00. Why is that so difficult for you to understand? Every private in the army gets it by the end of the first day.

Jill:
Daddy, I'm sorry I upset you, but...

The Colonel:
I'm not upset. IF I WERE UPSET, I'D BE YELLING.

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