Home Improvement1991

[Tim tries to conduct Tool Time without jokes, after Randy calls him a clown]

Al:
Oh, I see. That wasn't in the plans either. While this buzzer sends thousands of volts coursing through my body while he stands back and says, "Remember the AL-amo". Then comes the uncalled for slams against my mother. How she shops in the *husky* section. How she cleared out the all-you-can-eat buffet. Just go ahead say it...

[shouting]

Al:
...my mother is a big fat cow.

Tim:
[after pause] Goodness gracious, Al.