Home Improvement1991

Wilson:
Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth. What I'm saying is that when a boy is young, he worships his father and in order for the boy to become a man, he's got to see his father as a fallible human being and stop seeing him as a god.

[Later]

Tim:
Where's Randy? I got to talk to him. I just found out I'm not God.

Jill:
Oh Tim, I'm so sorry.

Tim:
[to Randy] I know what's going on here. You're at the point in your life where you have to clean your teeth on my bones.