Home Improvement

Home Improvement1991

Genre: Comedy
Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, host of the home-improvement show "Tool Time," definitely is not as handy at home as he is on screen. He and his wife, Jill, raise three boys who are racing toward adulthood. The Taylor family often reli… more »



Randy Taylor:
Mark, you're too old to believe in Santa Claus; kids are gonna start to make fun of you.

Mark Taylor:
What are you talking about?

Randy Taylor:
I hate to break it to you, but there is no Santa Claus.

Mark Taylor:
You guys are poop-heads!

Randy Taylor:
OK, fine; here's the truth: There used to be a Santa Claus, but he died six years ago.

Brad Taylor:
Yep... you just missed out.

Mark Taylor:
Santa Claus isn't dead.

Randy Taylor:
Yes, he is. He had a terrible accident with one of his reindeer - Blitzen fell on him.

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