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[Coach McGuirk appears with Brendon at juvenile court]

Judge:
Brendon, is this your guardian?

Brendon:
I don't know.

Coach McGuirk:
Uh, John McGuirk, Your Honor.

Judge:
Have I seen you in court before?

Coach McGuirk:
Yes, several times, but that's not important, sir. What's important is that my retarded nephew is innocent.

Brendon:
I'm NOT retarded.

Coach McGuirk:
Yes you are, Brendon, now shut up. Uh, Your Honor, during the day of the accident, Brendon was suffering from a severe bout of, uh, mentally challenged... stuff.

Brendon:
What are you doing?

Coach McGuirk:
Mistrial, Brendon. Also, Your Honor, uh, Brendon was suffering from dementia, which, uh, was passed down to him from... me.

Judge:
Now, wait, now...

Coach McGuirk:
I don't even know where I am right now, Your Honor.

Brendon:
I got hit... I was hit by a car!

Judge:
Now, you were hit by a... r-right. S-so what are you telling me here?

Coach McGuirk:
Well, that Brendon was hit by a car, and that... that it was, uh, his fault.

Brendon:
You'd make a FANTASTIC lawyer.