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Coach McGuirk:
Brendon, Melissa... Jason?

Melissa Robbins:
Yeah?

Brendon:
Yeah?

Coach McGuirk:
Is that his name?

Melissa Robbins:
Mmhmm.

Coach McGuirk:
A tornado is coming.

Brendon:
Coach, are you crying?

Coach McGuirk:
No I'm not crying.

Melissa Robbins:
Wait, Coach, a tornado is really coming?

Coach McGuirk:
Yes, that's what the radio said, "There's a tornado coming." So I'm going to stay down here with the baby; you guys go up stairs and play.

Melissa Robbins:
Shouldn't we stay down here with you...

Coach McGuirk:
No. It's not safe for everybody to be in the same place during a tornado Melissa.

Melissa Robbins:
But I thought you're suppose to go...

Coach McGuirk:
No! The rule is Melissa, you separate.

Melissa Robbins:
Are you sure?

Coach McGuirk:
Yeah, you get sucked into the funnel and everyone's separated then it's like a fun ride. But, if you're all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other and then your heads collide and you die.