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Coach McGuirk:
[showing Brendon his Scottish highland dancing past in a photo album] That was me when I was twelve. And there's my dad. And there's the president of Scotland.

Brendon:
Oh! Scottish highland, is that like step dancing?

Coach McGuirk:
NO, Brendon! *Nothing* like that crap! It's not Irish. It's Scottish.

Brendon:
But aren't you Irish?

Coach McGuirk:
Yeah, but I'm not gay. It's different, it's like a sport, alright? People die.