Home and Away1988

Alf Stewart:
[after Shane hits him with paint while messing around with Damian] What the hell have you blokes got for brains, eh? Jelly? I tell you what; As soon as I get cleaned up, I'll make sure you blokes never forget this day as long as you live!

Shane Parrish:
He started it!

Damian Roberts:
I didn't!

Michael Ross:
I don't care *who* started it...

Alf Stewart:
I just wanna know who the hell is gonna *pay* for it!

Michael Ross:
Oh, they'll pay, don't worry! [to Damian] You, get some turps from the laundry [to Shane] and you, get some Dish washing liquid the laundry and some paper towels from the kitchen. [to Alf who tries to rub the paint off] Don't that, mate you'll make it worse!

Alf Stewart:
It couldn't be any flamin' worse!

Michael Ross:
We'll get you cleaned up and stick you in the shower!

Alf Stewart:
Look at the shirt, would ya? It's absoultely ruined! I mean, what in the hell did you think you were doing letting those two imbeciles alone on their own anyway?

Michael Ross:
Don't blame *me*, Mate!

Alf Stewart:
Look at me flamin' trousers, I might as well chuck 'em out!

Michael Ross:
Just sit down and let us get you cleaned up!

Shane Parrish:
I can't find any towel.

Michael Ross:
Are you blind? It's gotta be there! [goes into kitchen]

Damian Roberts:
Here, this'll get it all off. [rubs Alf with turpentine]

Alf Stewart:
[in pain] HOLY GHOST! That stings! What the *hell* are you trying to, blind me as well?

Damian Roberts:
Sorrry!

Alf Stewart:
Nobody light any matches! [Damian is no longer able to control his laughter] And what the hell are *you* laughing at? My boy, when this over, you're gonna wish you'd never been born! And *exactly* the same goes for that Imbecillic mate of yours!