Home and Away

Home and Away1988

Home and Away (often abbreviated as H&A) is an Australian television soap opera. It was created by Alan Bateman and commenced broadcast on the Seven Network on 17 January 1988. Bateman came up with the concept of the show during a trip to Kangar… more »



Alf Stewart:
[after Shane hits him with paint while messing around with Damian] What the hell have you blokes got for brains, eh? Jelly? I tell you what; As soon as I get cleaned up, I'll make sure you blokes never forget this day as long as you live!

Shane Parrish:
He started it!

Damian Roberts:
I didn't!

Michael Ross:
I don't care *who* started it...

Alf Stewart:
I just wanna know who the hell is gonna *pay* for it!

Michael Ross:
Oh, they'll pay, don't worry! [to Damian] You, get some turps from the laundry [to Shane] and you, get some Dish washing liquid the laundry and some paper towels from the kitchen. [to Alf who tries to rub the paint off] Don't that, mate you'll make it worse!

Alf Stewart:
It couldn't be any flamin' worse!

Michael Ross:
We'll get you cleaned up and stick you in the shower!

Alf Stewart:
Look at the shirt, would ya? It's absoultely ruined! I mean, what in the hell did you think you were doing letting those two imbeciles alone on their own anyway?

Michael Ross:
Don't blame *me*, Mate!

Alf Stewart:
Look at me flamin' trousers, I might as well chuck 'em out!

Michael Ross:
Just sit down and let us get you cleaned up!

Shane Parrish:
I can't find any towel.

Michael Ross:
Are you blind? It's gotta be there! [goes into kitchen]

Damian Roberts:
Here, this'll get it all off. [rubs Alf with turpentine]

Alf Stewart:
[in pain] HOLY GHOST! That stings! What the *hell* are you trying to, blind me as well?

Damian Roberts:
Sorrry!

Alf Stewart:
Nobody light any matches! [Damian is no longer able to control his laughter] And what the hell are *you* laughing at? My boy, when this over, you're gonna wish you'd never been born! And *exactly* the same goes for that Imbecillic mate of yours!

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