Home and Away1988

Tug O'Neale:
[Tug sees Shane putting up a sign for the musical outside the surf club] Sign's a bit low.

Shane Parrish:
It'll do, I'm not gonna take it down again.

Tug O'Neale:
Listen, I've been thinking. I've been pretty paranoid about you and Sarah doing this musical together. Pretty stupid, what do you reckon, eh?

Shane Parrish:
[chuckles] I don't think it's stupid at all.

Tug O'Neale:
Hey?

Shane Parrish:
I don't think you're being paranoid at all, either.

Tug O'Neale:
Sorry, you've lost me.

Shane Parrish:
You'd seriously think, a guy like me and a guy like you could ever be friends? Now I'm gonna go on stage tonight, and when I'm finished, Sarah's gonna know what it feels like to be kissed by a *real* man. A man who knows what he's doing. And the best thing; All you can do is watch me and *burn*. Catch you later, little buddy.

[walks off, leaving Tug stunned]