Home and Away1988

Donald Fisher:
Mr. Wilson?

Jack Wilson:
Ah, Yes, sir?

Donald Fisher:
Why haven't you changed into your sports uniform?

Jack Wilson:
Well, I'm not in any races, sir.

Donald Fisher:
I see.

Jack Wilson:
Does this mean I can get the day off?

Donald Fisher:
No, it most certainly does *not*. [turns to students in corridor] No-one is to leave the school grounds until all the events are finished. [turns back to Jack] and please take those sunglasses off when you're talking to me.

Jack Wilson:
I can't sir; I'm protecting myself from harmful UV Rays. Research has shown...

Donald Fisher:
Research? Research has also shown that there are surprisingly very few UV Rays in *this corridor*. [calls to Luke] Mr. Cunningham? Mr. Wilson seems to be under the impression he will not be competing today.

Luke Cunningham:
You haven't checked the board. You're down for three races.

Jack Wilson:
The Egg and Spoon Race?

Luke Cunningham:
Hmmm... We don't have Egg and Spoon Races in High School.

Jack Wilson:
The Three-legged race?

Luke Cunningham:
No...

Jack Wilson:
Sack Race?

Luke Cunningham:
No.

Jack Wilson:
Pity. I reckon I'd be pretty good in the sack.

Luke Cunningham:
Really? Go get changed.

Jack Wilson:
Yes, sir. [goes upstairs]

Luke Cunningham:
Quite a character.

Donald Fisher:
Yes, he's also trouble. Too clever by half if you ask me!