Home and Away1988

Alf:
[the boys have brought in the bed] Just go steady with it, Don't fling it around. You're not in a flamin' barn. [sees small box] What's in 'ere?

Shane:
They're the metal brackets [Shane moves his end of the bigger box causing the brackets to fall on Alf's foot]

Alf:
[in pain] HOGAN'S GHOST!If you can't be more careful, the whole flamin' job's off!

Damian:
Sorry, Sorry.

Ailsa:
Maybe we should clear the bedroom first so we can move the stuff straight in there.

Alf:
Yeah, it's a good idea, Ailse. Put that down and come with me, you blokes. I knew I shoulda done this meself.

Shane:
Actually, Alf. Before we go any further

Alf:
[Irritatedly] What?

Shane:
I should really explain the ding in the side of your car.

Alf:
What?

Shane:
I know a great panel beater who'll fix it so no-one'll know it was ever there!

Alf:
What the *hell* are you talking about?

Shane:
It was a joke, Alf. I'm only pulling your leg.

Alf:
You call that a joke young fella? You'd better work on your *material*! And if there's any ding in the side of my car, I'll pull more than your flamin' leg!