Home and Away1988

Alf:
You'd better pray there's witnesses round, Pal, or I'm gonna break you in half!

Michael:
What's going on?

Alf:
It's not enough for him to call me a flamin' Nazi to my face, but he's gotta tell the whole world, hasn't he?

Jack:
I didn't tell anybody anything!

Alf:
Young Michaelangelo here's had a busy night, he's been down the surf club doing more Graffiti! Does "Alf Stewart Nazi from Hell" mean anything to you?

Jack:
No.

Alf:
Like hell it doesn't!

Jack:
It doesn't, okay? I, I didn't do any...

Alf:
You're a flamin' liar!

Michael:
Where were you goin' last night that you couldn't take Sam?

Jack:
Just down to the beach.

Alf:
Yeah, with a can of spray paint!

Jack:
No!

Alf:
Too much of a coincidence, if you ask me. I tell you what; First of all he calls me a nazi to me *face*! And the next thing I know it's written on walls all around town. He did it alright, I'd bet my life on it.

[Jack looks stunned]