Home and Away1988

Travis Nash:
All off then, Alf?

Alf Stewart:
Yeah, So I see.

Travis Nash:
Alf, what I was saying before about the squirrel blighters...

Alf Stewart:
I am not interested in the squirrel whatsits, I'm interested in human beings.

Travis Nash:
So am I. That's the whole point

Alf Stewart:
So what happens if a storm happens and a bloke's dinghy capsizes in the middle of the creek?

Travis Nash:
Yeah, I know all that...

Alf Stewart:
What, are you and your furry friends gonna build a raft, row out and rescue him?

Travis Nash:
Just take the long view here for a second; The future of the planet...

Alf Stewart:
Oh, Don't try to bamboozle me with that 'Future of the Planet' garbage; you just like hearing the sound of your own voice! [Kelly enters the Surf Club]

Travis Nash:
Alf, Listen to me...

Alf Stewart:
Mate, I'm sick of you moaning and groaning about the dreadful state the world's in. Looks alright to me; If you don't like it, why don't you go and find yourself another one?

Travis Nash:
It's not alright! We're destroying it!

Alf Stewart:
Oh, are we? Well, it looks fine to me!

Travis Nash:
[sighs] Ah, I give up.

Alf Stewart:
Yeah, you give up,eh?. It's about time you gave up moaning and groaning, You're not helping anybody.

Travis Nash:
Moaning and groaning?

Kelly Watson:
Travis, you and me were supposed to be at the hospital in half an hour.

Travis Nash:
Yeah, I know.

Alf Stewart:
Good, tell the doctor to give him a *brain transplant* while he's there!

Travis Nash:
Yeah, Suits me, Alf. So along as *you're* not the donor, mate! I'd rather be a greenie than a redneck.

Alf Stewart:
[incensed] Now you listen to me...

Travis Nash:
Yeah, I have been listening to you and I'm tired of your "she'll be right, mate!" rubbish!

Alf Stewart:
That's it, you're sacked!

Travis Nash:
You can't sack me, because I quit!