Home and Away1988

Alf Stewart:
[Martin knocks at the store and Alf points to the sign which is reverse] Can't you read?

Martin Dibble:
Hey, mate. Just passin' through, sort of see if you've got a telly in your shop, That's all.

Alf Stewart:
No we haven't, So if you don't mind...

[widens door for him to leave]

Martin Dibble:
Oh, Pity.

[Sees Tom]

Martin Dibble:
G'day, mate. Shouldn't you be having your family meeting?

Tom Fletcher:
What the hell do you know about that?

Martin Dibble:
Uh, I always keep me ears to the ground.

Tom Fletcher:
Strewth;

[sarcastically]

Tom Fletcher:
Doesn't take long for the good news to start spreading, does it?

Alf Stewart:
Look, Martin. Tom and I are just having a quiet beer so if you don't mind...

Martin Dibble:
Fine by me. How about we mosey on over to your place, there's a great wrestling match on. Big Bad Bruno and Ugly Arthur are gonna make Paper Mache of each other.

Alf Stewart:
I'll make Paper Mache outta *you* if you don't get outta here. Now, go eh?

Martin Dibble:
Okay, I can take a hint!

[leaves]