Home and Away1988

Alf Stewart:
[after Marilyn has given a customer $100 in change] I don't believe it... You're a pea-brain!

Marilyn Chambers:
Well He still might come back, Mighn't he?

Alf Stewart:
[Sarcastically] Yeah, and pigs might fly! Of course he won't come back!

Marilyn Chambers:
Well, he said he was from across the road!

Alf Stewart:
Yeah and probably said his name was *Bill Smith*!

Marilyn Chambers:
No, he said his name was David but he didn't tell me his surname. He said he knew you

Alf Stewart:
Of course he did! It's the oldest trick in the book!

Marilyn Chambers:
He didn't give me time to think! He said his customer was in a hurry

Alf Stewart:
Marilyn, If he gave you Ten years to think, it wouldn't make any difference! If you had a brain, it'd be lonely. Now get out of my shop before you ruin my business completely!

Marilyn Chambers:
But... you mean go home, now?

Alf Stewart:
I don't care *where* you go; You're fired. Understand? F-I-R-E-D!