Home and Away1988

Ernie Jacobs:
[after Adam's flea bomb nearly kills him; Jacobs comes to the store to rant] I'll have *all* of you for this! I'm charging you with conspiracy to damage property! Arson, Possesion of illegal... Explosives and attempted assault with a deadly weapon!

Marilyn Chambers:
What are you talking about?

Ernie Jacobs:
I'm talking about that *bomb* you left in my house! And don't try to deny it; [displays bandaged wrist] I've got the scars to prove it!

Matt Wilson:
He must mean the flea bomb.

Ernie Jacobs:
[Puts a coin on the counter] Here, Give me some change for the phone.

Marilyn Chambers:
[worriedly gets the change] You're not gonna call the police, are you?

Ernie Jacobs:
Damn right, I am! And Don't try to stop me; 'cause if you do I'll have you charged with attempting to pervert the course of Justice!

Marilyn Chambers:
[Indignant] How *dare* you call us perverts!

Matt Wilson:
Stay out of it, Marilyn.

Marilyn Chambers:
Well, I'm not having him ruin my reputation!

Ernie Jacobs:
You'll have more than your reputation to worry about when it gets out you tried to burn down my house!

Matt Wilson:
You've got it all wrong, Mr. Jacobs. We were just using one of these [shows flea repllant can to Jacobs] to get rid of the fleas.

Ernie Jacobs:
*What* fleas?

Marilyn Chambers:
Ah, well... The fleas that Adam brought home in the sea grass mat.

Ernie Jacobs:
And that's another thing. If you think you can destroy good lino and replace it with garbage; you've got another thing coming!

Marilyn Chambers:
We couldn't afford anything else!

Ernie Jacobs:
Well, get a loan!

Matt Wilson:
Come on...

Ernie Jacobs:
[cuts Matt off] You also owe me for replacing that broken window!

Matt Wilson:
What broken window?

Ernie Jacobs:
And if the workmanship isn't carried out to my sastisfaction, I'll be serving you with an eviction notice?

Matt Wilson:
What for?

Ernie Jacobs:
*Vandalism!* Mob of delinquents; should be locked up, the lot of ya!