Hopalong Cassidy1952

Red Connors:
How come you have a man's last name for a first name?

Nelson Whitley:
Red, I've been asked that same question hundreds of times, but for you, I'm going to answer it. You see, my father's name was Whitley and my mother's name was Jones. Now I had an Aunt Sophie and an uncle named Hemingway, so they all got together and decided to name me Nelson. Does that answer your question?