Hot in Cleveland

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Hot in Cleveland is an American sitcom on TV Land starring Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick, and Betty White. The series, which was TV Land's first original scripted series, premiered on June 16, 2010, and was TV Land's highest rated t… more »



Victoria Chase:
You fake porned him?

Melanie Moretti:
I fake porned him.

Joy Scroggs:
Why?

Melanie Moretti:
I-I panicked. Emmet said men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean, I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

Victoria Chase:
You set the sex bar way too high.

Melanie Moretti:
I know! And now he's going to expect fake porn Melanie every time; I'm going to be so busy putting on a show that I won't be able to relax and enjoy it.

Joy Scroggs:
And you can't go back; it's like tipping. Once you go thirty percent you can't go back to twenty. You have to fake your own death and find a new manicurist.

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