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Victoria Chase:
You fake porned him?

Melanie Moretti:
I fake porned him.

Joy Scroggs:
Why?

Melanie Moretti:
I-I panicked. Emmet said men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean, I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

Victoria Chase:
You set the sex bar way too high.

Melanie Moretti:
I know! And now he's going to expect fake porn Melanie every time; I'm going to be so busy putting on a show that I won't be able to relax and enjoy it.

Joy Scroggs:
And you can't go back; it's like tipping. Once you go thirty percent you can't go back to twenty. You have to fake your own death and find a new manicurist.