Hot in Cleveland2010

[first lines]

Joy Scroggs:
Hey, everybody. Our group birthday is coming up, and I know *exactly* who I want to be fixed up with. I met a man this year who touched me deeply.

Elka Ostrovsky:
That could be half of Cleveland.

Joy Scroggs:
It's our poetry professor, Robin York. He's so spiritual and sensitive.

Melanie Moretti:
Well, I want that guy that we met at the PetSmart Charities adoption thing; his name is Rex. Or maybe his dog's name is Rex.

Victoria Chase:
Well, now that I'm engaged, of course I don't need an actual date, which is a good thing, considering the freaks you guys have set me up with. Manboobs, conjoined twins, human tail!

Joy Scroggs:
Oh, come on, that last guy was perfect except for the tail.

Victoria Chase:
Did you hear what you just said? No no, this time I just want a business date; I really want a part in the next Wes O'Rourke movie.

Joy Scroggs:
The indie film director? He went to school with my film professor; I can make that happen.

Victoria Chase:
Excellent.

Mamie:
[knocks and enters] Knock, knock. Look what I brought.

Joy Scroggs:
Oooh, breakfast wine.

Mamie:
It's GLOB wine, which stands for Gorgeous Ladies of Bowling... wine.

Melanie Moretti:
Gorgeous Ladies of Bowling?

Mamie:
That was our team. Nineteen sixty-two and sixty-three city champions.

Elka Ostrovsky:
We bought this wine and said we'd drink it together in fifty years.

Mamie:
Only we lost track of the others.

Elka Ostrovsky:
That's what I want for my birthday: reunite the old gang.

Melanie Moretti:
Well, I can do that. Who are they?

Mamie:
[showing a GLOB poster] There's Elka and me. All we need to find is Diane, Angie and Peg.