House M.D.2004

Martha Masters:
You did an LP? Why didn't you page me?

Dr. Gregory House:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to do one of those? You should've spoken up. You want the job or not?

Martha Masters:
Um... I... After careful consideration, I have decided to accept your offer for an internship.

Dr. Gregory House:
Great. My department has a slightly different procedure log.

Martha Masters:
Uh, you forged the last one. I only did 9 LPs.

Dr. Gregory House:
Do you know how to do an LP?

Martha Masters:
Of course.

Dr. Gregory House:
Do you know how to do 9 LPs and say it was 10? It's time to grow up. Turn that in, the job is yours.