House M.D.2004

Martha Masters:
We need to ask you a few questions. Alone, if you don't mind... Uh, they tend to be personal in nature...

Diane:
I'm his wife. I can probably answer them better than he can.

Martha Masters:
They're about his job.

Diane:
Well, what does that matter? He sits in an office all day.

Bert:
Honey, take a break. It's okay.

Diane:
No! Seriously, if there's something really wrong with him, I want to know about it.

Martha Masters:
It's not...

Dr. Robert Chase:
Our questions are about what he eats for lunch at work and what comes out at the end. Bowel movements mostly. Color, texture, smell.

Diane:
Okay.

Bert:
Pretty sure you can't help with that.

Diane:
Maybe I could use a break. [to Chase] Thank you for your honesty.

Dr. Robert Chase:
You're welcome.