How I Met Your Mother2005

Marshall Eriksen:
The Blitz isn't something that can be bought or sold.

Zoey Pierson:
Yeah, it's not like Ted's integrity.

Ted Mosby:
Oh, what was that? I was distracted by the four-karat diamond your 53-year-old husband bought you.

Steve Henry:
Facial!

Ted Mosby:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a turturkeykey to baste.

Zoey Pierson:
I'm coming with you.

Ted Mosby:
No! I baste alone.

Zoey Pierson:
Oh, I'm sure you're a master baster, Ted.

Steve Henry:
Word play. Loving it!

Zoey Pierson:
But relax. I've got a ton of sides to heat up since my plans fell through.

Ted Mosby:
Who canceled? Your coven?

Steve Henry:
Coven, group of witches! Boom!

Zoey Pierson:
Yeah, they were worn out from putting that spell on your hair!

Steve Henry:
Oh! Serve returned!

Ted Mosby:
Are you happy? You're ruining Thanksgiving!

Zoey Pierson:
Well, you're not exactly who I thought I'd be spending Thanksgiving with, either!

Steve Henry:
God, I'm so happy to be here. My face hurts from smiling!