How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted:
One last thing about my mom. She grills every single one of my girlfriends about when we're gonna get married and have kids.

Robin Scherbatsky:
But this is the first time she's meeting me.

Ted:
Doesn't matter. And you'll know it's coming when she mentions my cousin Stacy: six kids in five years. The woman's basically a ride at a water park.

Robin Scherbatsky:
But I don't want to get married and have kids. What am I supposed to say?

Ted:
You know what? You're an adult with perfectly valid opinions. You shouldn't have to apologize for them.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I'm gonna lie.

Ted:
I would.