How I Met Your Mother

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Ted Mosby:
Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.

Penelope:
Why?

Ted Mosby:
There's this girl and I...

Penelope:
"There's this girl"? You know the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the Great Spirit looks to kindly on white dudes who coopt it to get laid.

Ted Mosby:
This is the girl I love. If it doesn't rain this weekend, she'll end up with the wrong guy. Please.

Penelope:
This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass?

Ted Mosby:
Absolutely.

Penelope:
Kinda like Barney?

Ted Mosby:
Kinda.

Barney:
Hey!

Penelope:
You hit on my mom.

Barney:
We weren't exclusive.

Penelope:
I'm in.

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