How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
You're Lily, you just had a cigarette in your bosses powder room, where do you put it? Flush it? Throw it out the window?

Marshall Eriksen:
No, she wouldn't do any of those things, she's an environmentalist.

Ted Mosby:
Put it in your purse?

William Zabka:
Marshall would find it there.

Ranjit:
Throw it in the trash can.

Becky:
The Captain would find it there.

The Captain:
Hide it in a boat.

Ted Mosby:
A boat? Why would...?

The Captain:
I don't know, I just like boats.

Ted Mosby:
No, there's only one place she'd put it, where it would eventually decompose and serve as a natural mulch. It's in the daisy!

Ted Mosby:
And sure enough, if I dig through I am all but guaranteed to... [reaches into the pot and pulls out... ]

Ted Mosby:
Pregnancy test?

William Zabka:
You can smoke those?