How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[When Blah Blah freak out about him being friends with "single, pretty" Robin] You know who else is friends with Ted? Marshall! How did we meet? It's a good story, I'm gonna tell it. Right now. It was the first day of college... [Cut to flashback]

Narrator:
Kids, to understand this story you need to know that your Uncle Marshall was doing something that lots of college kids do. How do I say this? He was... uh, let's say "eating a sandwich"

Phil:
Dude! I heard the dean is coming. Put out your sandwich! [Marshall frantically ties to do this, as Ted walks in]

Ted Mosby:
Hey

Marshall Eriksen:
Good afternoon. Sir. I'm Marshall Eriksen. [Extends hand]

Ted Mosby:
Sir? Please, just call me Ted

Narrator:
Okay. Dean Ted.

Ted Mosby:
[Smells the air] Whoa... someone's been eating a sandwich!

Marshall Eriksen:
[Freaks out] What? No. Really? I don't know, cause I don't even know what sandwiches smell like. My parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school!

Ted Mosby:
[Looks confused] Okay... [Looks at the bed] So, you're bottom bunk. that's cool, I wanted the top bunk anyway.

Marshall Eriksen:
What do you mean?

Ted Mosby:
I'm your new roommate!

Marshall Eriksen:
This is so unfair!

Marshall Eriksen:
[Cut back to the present] I didn't realize Ted wasn't the dean until later that night... [Show Ted also "eating a sandwich"]