How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
[Flashback of the first time Ted and Barney met] Tonight's the first time I'm taking my deaf brother out since our mom died.

Ted Mosby:
Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Barney Stinson:
No, it's OK. I have to take care of him now. Of course, I have had to put my dreams on hold in order to do it, but I'm happy to. [Starts crying] He's my brother and I love him. I'm sorry, it's all still so fresh.

Ted Mosby:
Oh man, I'm really sorry.

Barney Stinson:
Wow, you bought that?

Ted Mosby:
What?

Barney Stinson:
I just made that up mid-pee. It worked on you, it's definitely gonna work on that blonde chick at the end of the bar.