How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney Stinson:
Remember when we could smoke inside bars? [Flashback: the bar is so full of smoke it's hard to see anything]

Ted Mosby:
I think that woman over there is looking at me.

Barney Stinson:
That's a chair, but go ahead, hit that.

Marshall Eriksen:
[Unseen] Hey guys? Where are you? Marco!

Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson:
Polo!