How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Ted Mosby:
I've never let Barney meet Heather, and for good reason. Everytime the Mosby family Christmas card came...

Barney Stinson:
[Christmas 2005, to "Jingle Bells"] Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan. Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way... [Christmas 2006, to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"] I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, and down on all fours. [Ted elbows him in his stomach, and Barney groans in pain] [Christmas 2007, to "The Dreidl Song"] Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day. And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play. Everybody! Sister, sister, sister... [Everyone looks at him weirdly] What? I can celebrate Hanukkah.

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