How I Met Your Mother

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Barney:
Do you know why I haven't given you any of your possessions back yet?

Ted:
Um, because you're Admiral Jerk of the British Royal Douchery?

Barney:
Because you don't want them back. You could've left at any time tonight, but you didn't, Ted. Why is that?

Ted:
Because I didn't wanna go back to Robin's without my stuff.

Barney:
False. You know what I think? I think you spent one day with her and it already sucked. I think you didn't like being there, she didn't like having you there, and you both realized that you made a huge mistake. And that's why you spent your first night living with Robin out playing lazer tag with me. And that's why three seconds ago, you didn't call it 'my place,' or 'our place,' or 'home.' You called it Robin's.

Ted:
You know what? You can keep my stuff.

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