How I Met Your Mother

     

How I Met Your Mother2005

Genre: Comedy


Ted Mosby:
The date with Nadine went great. Unless you guys found something.

Barney Stinson:
Are you sitting down?

Ted Mosby:
No... [He sits down]

Robin Scherbatsky:
She's wanted in Florida on Crystal Meth charges.

Barney Stinson:
She breeds pitbulls for dog fighting.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Also, the FBI has...

Ted Mosby:
[Cuts Robin off] What's this link?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Oh, she also writes online movie reviews. Anyway, she's still married to a death row inmate convicted for...

Ted Mosby:
[Cuts Robin off again] She gave Annie Hall two out of ten stars? "Slow and overrated"?

Robin Scherbatsky:
Really? That's your takeway?

Ted Mosby:
It's the Woodman at the height of his powers! The way he broke the fourth wall by talking directly to camera... people have been ripping that off ever since.

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Looking at the camera] Can you believe this guy?

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