How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
If you have to seal the deal in just one date, it's got to be one ducy of a date, right? I'm not talking dinner and a movie, I'm not talking minigolf. I'm talking 17 dates of romance wrapped up into one incredible night. I'm talking about a superdate.

Barney Stinson:
A superdate?

Ted Mosby:
Mhm.

Barney Stinson:
That sounds kinda lame. What if we called it a megadate?

Ted Mosby:
You want my help, it's a superdate.

Barney Stinson:
All right...

Ted Mosby:
Leave it to me. I'll plan the whole thing.

Barney Stinson:
You're gonna plan the whole thing? I'll bet it'll be all gooey and romantic.

Ted Mosby:
Gooey and romantic? Gooey and romantic? Barney...

[Ted breaks out in song]

Ted Mosby:
You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru.

Barney Stinson:
Uh, Ted? What are you doing?

Ted Mosby:
[still singing] You just have to make her understand...

Barney Stinson:
Ted, people are looking at us.

Ted Mosby:
...what she means to you.

Barney Stinson:
Oh, really? Are you really gonna do this right now?

Ted Mosby:
On your superdate... Troubles of the world will simply have to wait, for wonders and amazement served upon her silver plate. Hurry up, now don't be late. 'Cause hand in hand you'll find the land where paradise awaits... And then, boom! Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline! You kiss her... And that's your superdate.

Barney Stinson:
That sounds gooey and romantic.

Ted Mosby:
[dreamily] Yeah...

Barney Stinson:
Strip club?

Ted Mosby:
Strip club.