How I Met Your Mother

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Ted:
Barney!

Barney:
Ted, get your coat, we're leaving.

Ted:
What? What happened to that, uh..."cutlet" you were grinding with?

Barney:
That was my cousin Leslie.

Ted:
[laughing hysterically] WHAT?

Barney:
No, NO!

[grabs Ted]

Barney:
No. We are not laughing about this, Ted! This is not gonna be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple of months, it's not going to be like, "Hey, heh, remember that time that you were GRINDING with - " NO. And do you know why? Because, italics: This night did *not* happen. And you promise me that you will never ever *ever* tell another living soul what transpired here tonight. You promise.

Ted:
Aww...

Barney:
Promise!

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