How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
[In Classroom] Which brings us to an important point: defusing the bomb.

Robin Scherbatsky:
[Apartment] "Defusing the bomb"? What does that even mean?

Lily Aldrin:
[Reading] "Three Topics To Distract Robin From Being Mad At You."

Robin Scherbatsky:
"Distract" me? Oh, that is so condescending. These guys are really starting to piss me off! [Throws something]

Lily Aldrin:
"Immediately switch the conversation To one of the following, unless you want Robin to start throwing her shoes." [Shots flip between Ted at the classroom and Robin at the apartment]

Ted Mosby:
One: Vancouver Canucks 2004 Division Title.

Robin Scherbatsky:
What? That's not distracting. That's just talking about the story of a scrappy little underdog team that prevailed despite very shaky goal ending and, frankly, the declining skills of Trevor Linden.

Ted Mosby:
Two: Proper Gun Cleaning and Maintenance.

Robin Scherbatsky:
You have to clean your gun. My uncle had a filthy old shotgun, blew both his thumbs off trying to shoot a beaver. You want to distract someone, make them watch my uncle try to eat corn on the cob.

Ted Mosby:
Three: Emperor Penguins.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Did you know that before intercourse, the male and female emperor penguins bow to each other? [Bows] Mr. Penguin. [Bows] Mrs. Penguin. Oh, God, silly penguins, acting all fancy. [laughs] What were we talking about?