How I Met Your Mother2005

Ted Mosby:
Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?

Barney:
Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.

Marshall:
The "Ohhh..." moment?

Barney:
Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker. [Flashback to Barney with different girls]

Girl #1:
It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.

Barney:
Ohhhh...

Girl #2:
I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!

Barney:
Ohhhh...

Girl #3:
I just turned 30.

Barney:
Ohhhhhh...

Barney:
[Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible

Ted Mosby:
Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative? [Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]

Reverend Rob:
I now pronounce you man and wife.

Ted Mosby:
I love you.

Robin Scherbatsky:
I used to be a dude.

Ted Mosby:
Ohhhhhh...