How I Met Your Mother2005

Robin Scherbatsky:
Well, you say you want to move to Argentina, but you want to have kids.

Ted Mosby:
Oh, right. 'Cause there are no kids there. On Santa's map of the world, there's a big black "X" over Argentina.

Robin Scherbatsky:
You know what I mean.

Ted Mosby:
No, I don't. Okay, say we had kids. They wouldn't have to grow up in some suburb somewhere. They would grow up on the road having adventures with us. Think of all the Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts they could collect.

Robin Scherbatsky:
Ted, you know that kids were never a part of my plan. But if I was going to have someone's babies, I'd have your babies.

Barney Stinson:
[At the wedding] That's when you run. Tell me you ran, Ted!