How I Met Your Mother2005

Barney:
Okay, here's the plan, and I crap you not. I am getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.

Ted Mosby:
We can get rejected by supermodels any day of the year. Tonight, I'm gonna go up tp the roof, I'm gonna have a few beers, I'm gonna wait for the slutty pumpkin. It's just what I do.

Barney:
[weighing the options on his hand] Hmm. [left hand] Victoria's Secret models prancing around in bras and panties, or [right hand] Yale preppies reuniting their stupid acapella group. [pretends to hear his left hand say something] What's that, left hand? Right hand sucks? Word.

Ted Mosby:
I'm heading up to the roof.

Barney:
[to his hands] Well, boys, looks like it's just you and me. [pretending to hear his hand talk again] What's that? Self-five? Nice.

[gives himself a high five]

Barney:
We out!