How I Met Your Mother2005
Ted Mosby:
The three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney Stinson:
Jesus.
Marshall Eriksen:
Come on, don't do this. Don't bring in Jesus.
Barney Stinson:
Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he only had waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't even have heard that he died. They'd be all, like: "Hey, Jesus, what up?" Jesus would probably be, like: "What up? I died yesterday." And they'd be all: "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude." And then Jesus would explain about how he was all resurrected and how it was a miracle, and the dude would be, like: "Okay. Whatever you say, bro."
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