I Dream of Jeannie1965

[after Melissa leaves]

Jeannie:
What was that one doing here, Master?

Major Nelson:
That one was my fianc?e.

Jeannie:
Hah. Thou art kidding.

Major Nelson:
Now, just a minute, young lady. Melissa happens to be a very...

Jeannie:
A black-haired demon.

Major Nelson:
Oh, well, yeah. Look who's talking.

Jeannie:
I can do much more for thee than she can. [thows her arms around his neck]

Major Nelson:
Now-now, stop that, Jeannie. We don't do that in America.