I Dream of Jeannie1965

Jeannie:
[while on a date, Tony is shocked to run into Jeannie on a date with Roger] Wait! The coffee may be too hot. [Holds Roger's coffee cup in her hands while Tony looks on jealously] It is just right. [gives Roger the cup]

Capt.:
[completely entranced by her] Don't wake me up. [Tony looks even more tortured at this]

Jeannie:
[smiles sweetly at him] I bet *you* would notice if you were having breakfast with a chimpanzee. [Glances knowingly at Tony]

Capt.:
[smiles shrewdly at Jeannie] Not if he were reading a newspaper.

Diane:
The thing I like about this conversation is, I don't know what anybody's saying